Unleash some old-school discipline, our Crybaby Paddle is here to leave an unmistakable lasting impression. Handcrafted by our San Francisco team for impact enthusiasts, this polished, ebony hardwood beauty delivers a deep, even burn that your submissive won’t soon forget. Whether you’re delivering swift punishment or indulging in tantalizing pleasure, this paddle means business. One swing, and both cheeks will feel the satisfying crack of wood meeting skin that will leave a fiery, stark reminder of who’s in charge. The Crybaby Paddle is made for kinksters with a taste for intensity and not for the faint of heart.
Classic Paddle design
Handcrafted in San Francisco
Polished Ebony Hardwood
Note: This is a handmade item, some variance in color, grain, size, and weight is to be expected.
Materials: Ebony Hardwood, Polyurethane Varnish
Weight: 39oz (1106g)
Dimensions: 23” (58.4cm) overall length, paddle is 15” (38.1cm) long x 4.5”(11.4) wide x .88” (2.2cm) thick
Take your scenes to the next level with this handcrafted masterpiece, straight from our San Francisco workshop. Designed with the unmistakable classic Kink.com dungeon aesthetic, this BDSM furniture piece has already starred in countless steamy scenes. Now, it’s ready to become the centerpiece of your wicked fantasies. Built on an ultra-sturdy cross base of thick, solid hardwood and reinforced with steel, this beauty offers unshakable stability no matter how intense things get. The real magic comes from your two options that fit into the base, a classic stockade or a devilish wooden pony. Need a change of perspective? Adjust the interchangeable parts to three different heights with the help of a large, easy-to-grip bolt handle. Whether you want your submissive perched high for a display or brought low for some intimate torment, this versatile piece puts you in charge. Indulge in timeless design, uncompromising quality, and limitless potential. This is more than furniture; it’s your new favorite partner in play.
Classic Kink.com aesthetic, already featured in many scenes
Interchangeable tops
Adjustable height
Handcrafted in San Francisco
Materials: Steel, wood, polyurethane varnish
Weight: Base 40.4lbs (18.3kg), Stockades 40.6lbs (18.4kg), Pony 24.4lbs (11.1kg), Adjusting bolt 2.6lbs (1.2kg)
Dimensions: Cross base is 50” (127cm) across and 2” (5.1cm) thick with a post that is 16” (40.6cm) tall with an opening of 3.5” (8.9cm)
Stocks stand 42” (106.7cm) tall at lowest setting and is 4’ (10.2cm) wide x 11” (27.9cm) tall x 3.5” (8.9cm) thick, neck hole is 5.5” in diameter, wrist holes are 3” (7.6cm) in diameter
Pony stands 34.5” (87.6cm) at lowest setting
Each additional adjustable hole adds 5” (12.7cm) in height to pony or stockades
